May 2012
297 posts
newportprep:
annie-wyatt:
Create yourself as a Disney Princess
aaronburrssexdungeon:
annie-wyatt:
i will be your partner in crime
ohmygod were probably the most opposite friends ever
I had to join in the fun, too
I’m the Goddess of the Hunt. Also, I wish they would’ve let me make a fat princess. I feel weird representing myself as this skinny.
This is why I don't let anyone look at my Dash. XD
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Computer: HERE LET ME FREEZE
Computer: NOPE, NO SWITCHING TABS
Watchlupadellaluna:
thewolfwhowandersalone:
love-jambam:
anditslove:
this made my day. aha
I can’t handle this right now… omg what even. kill me. idk whats going on
Stop it XD no fucking way. This is fantastic.
4 tags
hamiltonshakespeare:
ladyhistory:
Yep, that pretty much sums it up.
The area in the middle represents females.
aleetlepinch:
I love the differences between US and British culture. For example, we call “chips” french fries, and they burned down our capitol in 1812.
rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
“The darker the night the bolder the lion.”
– Teddy Roosevelt (via mythicaleaglelion)
Solamen miseris socios habuisse doloris.
[[MORE]]
I’m not doing well right now. I don’t know why, but I’m not.
Maybe it’s because I’m so tired, even though the end is finally in sight.
Maybe it’s because I never really expected the end to BE in sight.
In all honesty, I thought that the disease would’ve killed me by now.
I don’t have enough spoons for anything at all right now.
Not to...
strangejive asked: 2, 5 (no cop-out answer here), 10, 13, 23
thelonelylion asked: 7 15 18 22 24
25 DEEP Questions.
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
11. Does love = sex?
12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
22. Are you old fashioned?
23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?
Anonymous asked: You are desperate for anonymous attention. I recommend hypno-toad therapy. He will take all of your money and relieve none of your anxieties. Worth it
sweet-bitsy:
whoreoscopes:
doomf:
That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?
25796323689432 feet you say?
I think, in all honesty, this is one of the best posts I’ve ever seen
This made me laugh.
Anonymous asked: you could if you popped it out the socket
Anonymous asked: so what do you think that means
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...
lupadellaluna:
We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.
And we could party together.
Why hasn’t this happened? XD
Heheh. XD
Anonymous asked: what kind of a person do you think you are
Ask me things. Please?
nomom:
Yup, i met jesus.
coffeepeople:
freelilchickadee:
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
...
staygayponygirl:
starting yesterday in my figure drawing class we’ve started to “become a wolf pack” as my art teacher says, as instead of having a model come into our class we go out into the outside world with our sketchbooks, pick our a model and slowly surround them while they are unaware
when they realize they’re being drawn it’s too late and they can’t escape
Please ask me things?
That way, I can feel interesting and important.
jeric-kripke:
bendydicks:
reidwouldread:
clairesawyer:
If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me
I would ride the bus to confuse people.
I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.
I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky...
Reblog if you want an Anon's honest opinion of...
thelonelylion:
do you ever really like a mutual follow going on and you just wanna
message the person saying hey thanks for being in my life ok you’re pretty neat
but then you don’t cause wow that’s kind of weird to say
Hug all the goats!
my-epic-shit: